Which freaks me out more? The fact that Macaulay Culkin could be the father of Blanket Jackson or that sweet Peggy Olson has smoked pot?

I don't know how to go on without Paula Abdul on American Idol. She said she was FOREVER my girl. http://ping.fm/EgOHP Maybe its time to bring back Brian Dunkleman.

After Noon Wednesday, my kids are no longer the school district's responsibility. Lord have mercy on my soul.

A musical morsel for a May Monday. http://ping.fm/rIvA7 Yes, I have nothing more witty, so Jimmy Buffett gets called in from the bullpen

I'd volunteer to be the second face transplant receipient, as long as they'd give me George Clooney's face.

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Its only 9:10AM on Monday and I already feel like I've been through a week's worth of drama and disasters. Please shoot me now.